A delightful boozer, club and venue tucked away in a basement off Sauchiehall Street.

Kitted out like inside of yer gran’s house, you’ll get none of that average slick city centre rubbish. The appropriately named Kitchen Bar is a home away from home while the club and venue is a thriving and writhing transdimensional space where all the best happenings go down.

We’re underground. Literally, Metaphysically, Hydrodynamically.

When we’re open…
Mon-Thu 1pm-1am
Fri 1pm-3am
Sat 4pm-3am
Sun 4pm-1am

Come down to the basement.

A multifaceted pandemonium of music, dancing and entertainment awaits you.

Whatever is on, you will love it.

Don’t be distracted by all the oddities and paraphernalia, we have drinks and good times. Which is useful in a bar.

It’sa  dainty bar with a big heart.

If this somehow doesn’t tell you all you need to know, then by all means come down and see it for yourself. That’s generally what most people do anyway.

Having a party but don’t fancy tidying up your house the next day?
Want an atmospheric venue for a gig or event?

Give us a shout

Our menu’s just on the right there. See?

Delicious vegan food (not just for vegans) from 1pm-10pm every day.

Except from Saturdays + Sundays when we open at 4pm. Then it’s delicious vegan food from 4pm-10pm.

Not-so-orange Wednesdays
Got a cinema ticket? Grab 2 for 1 on selected food items every Wednesday.

Beer + Burger
Grab a Beer & a Burger for £6.50 EVERY DAY

Student Discount
We’ve got a 10% student discount on all the food (excluding deals) – and 20% on a Monday – super.